I see with poor command of the English that you have misunderstood me. I said i was Dead COOL! also I’m rather sexy and awesome, but i assure you I’m no pool of anything… except maybe a pool of cool
When did i claim to be Deadpool? I’ll fight you madam, but first you must show me your luscious lady lumps, as it is a declaration of war on my home planet of madeupera
Well young one, that all depends on how big the tampon is.
Robot dinosaurs… Duh